Interesting findings about annual doctor visits

This is a surprise...why?

You can go to Taco Bell, eat a "meal," go home, wait for the cleansing effect to take place, unleash the full fury of your bowels on your toilet, read a magazine, wipe several times, flush, plunge, flush, plunge, wash up, go into the living room, make sure the fury is quieted, head back to the bathroom, scrub the toilet clean, flush, wash up and head back into the living room all in the time it would take you to sit in a doctor's waiting room.

 

I see you've had a productive afternoon.

 

Afternoon?

 

Taco Bell is awesome.

 

So while Taco Bell is cheap, you still end up paying through the .... ,er, nose for it.

 

It's not even that it's cheap -- it's not. I'm a big fan of nachos, and for a fast-foot joint, theirs are second to none. I haven't had Taco Bell in almost two months and my digestive tract hasn't changed a bit.

 

But what about that problem you have with licking your ba- ... oh, never mind.

 

Now I see where you all hang out while roaming the SJ boards... :

Just remember that Taco Bell's lettuce may make you sick...it could be laced with e-coli

 

Hey!!

 

Don't worry about me. I pick all the lettuce off because I'm watching my weight.

 

Indeed.

 

I had a friend who was so modest, she had to marry her gynecologist.