Inside the Journalist's Studio

1. What is your favorite word?
Believe

2. What is your least favorite word?
The N word. Close second...impossible

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
converstation that makes me think, laugh, and feel

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
People who think they are entitled

5. What sound or noise do you love?
the laughter of my two daughters. the garage door opening at 3:30 when my wife gets home. the click of a pure 7-iron. Opening chords to the songs "Effortlessly" by Sister Hazel, "I am" by Train, and "Watching the Wheels" by John Lennon. Hearing the National Anthem before sporting events

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Glass breaking. Harping in-laws


7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuckwad


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Chicago Cubs radio or TV announcer. Tiger's caddy. James Bond. Professional poker player. Singer/songwriter. White House Chief of Staff

9. What profession would you not like to do?
The prize counter person at Chuck E. Cheese

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Your dad is waiting for you on the first tee

 

1. What is your favorite word?
Thanks

2. What is your least favorite word?
A phrase: What's the point

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Shared appreciation of life's small victories

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Disregard for fidelity, in relationships and otherwise

5. What sound or noise do you love?
The building roar at a sporting event when a game-deciding sequence goes the home crowd's way

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The cry of an animal being abused

7. What is your favorite curse word?
I'll go off the board with bull----

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Personal trainer, hiking guide, professional student

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Traffic cop

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
There's a reason the admission standards are so high here.

 

1. What is your favorite word?
shitfire

2. What is your least favorite word?
like

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
autonomy

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
working with lazy people

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Stardust by Willie Nelson

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
my coworker's voice

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
owning a pizzeria

9. What profession would you not like to do?
euthanizing puppies

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You've somehow thwarted my plans to keep you out, so you might as well stay.

 

1. What is your favorite word?
melee.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Grossman.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Enthusiasm.
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Ignorance.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
My wife's laugh.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
A ringing telephone.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
cocksucker.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I don't know, but I think I'll need to figure it out soon.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
lawyer.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Believe in me now, cocksucker?

 

1. What is your favorite word?

Passion

2. What is your least favorite word?

Twat

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Hope, despair, passion, desire, yearning, hate

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Apathy, statistics, games

5. What sound or noise do you love?

My niece laughing

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Emo music

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Chunt minus the "h" - Thanks to Jonesy. Inquire if needed.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Hollywood agent

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Gym instructor

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Wrong floor."

 

1. What is your favorite word?
Fabulous
2. What is your least favorite word?
Rhymes with trigger
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Getting to know new people
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Ignorance
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Rain
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Gotta agree with anyone who said car alarms
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Teaching
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything involving the military, I have so much respect for them yet every person I know who was in say they wish they never joined, not exactly a ringing endorsement
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Yeah, you think you are getting in here? How much cash you got on you?