Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull predictions

This could be two hours of harrison sitting in his rocking chair watching reruns of Ally McBeal and it would gross $300 million.

It's been 19 years since the last one. People are dying to see this. Well, not literally. That would be terrible.

 

It will be over $200 million opening weekend.

 

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Sounds like the worst Pier 1 tagline ever.

 

Shitpots of money

 

Just a heads up, no other major movies are coming out on the same weekend. Or the weekend after. I'm with the crowd that's saying record numbers.

 

Define flop for us so we can flog you with your words later.

 

$150 million opening weekend. I can't see it topping that. I think it'll gross somewhere between $400-$450 mill.

 

It will not be one of the top 5 grossing movies of the year despite the huge hype.

 

Biggest movie of the summer, more than The Dark Knight. Grosses-wise, it will be critic proof. Its family film aspects will overcome the crush of seeing Heath Ledger's last film.

$150 million for the first five days, $500-plus million overall.

The plot sounds interesting, and I like where they're going with it. They were emulating 1930s movies before, now they say they're emulating 1950s movies, which could entail something different and unexpected.

But if Shia is the son, then Spielberg will have once again fallen back on the easy cliche, as he has for more than a decade now.

 

Movie ticket = $10
Gallon of gas to theater = $4

+ chance to see 65-year-old Harrison Ford
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I'd rather spend the $14 on a 12-pack.

 

Damn straight.

I'll be there opening weekend, that's for sure.