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Important: Help plan my night!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Point of Order, Sep 29, 2006.

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  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    8-ball and a crack whore.
     
    Songbird, Sep 29, 2006
    #13
  2. Jim Tom Pinch

    Jim Tom Pinch Active Member

    I think any whore would be okay. Or you could go to Danville to see Jackass 2.
     
    Jim Tom Pinch, Sep 29, 2006
    #14
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Turn off the computer and go get laid.
     
    poindexter, Sep 29, 2006
    #15
  4. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    aka the Eugene Robinson method.
     
    Point of Order, Sep 29, 2006
    #16
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I know a former intern from Rep. Mark Foley's office who's available.
     
    Buck, Sep 29, 2006
    #17
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Just make sure to bust a nut before breaking open the 8-ball because once you start that you're flacid for the night.
     
    Songbird, Sep 29, 2006
    #18
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Come take prep calls... one of our kids called in with an excuse -- again...
     
    slappy4428, Sep 29, 2006
    #19
  8. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    If you don't know that shit by now, you never will. Take it easy, get to bed early and good luck tomorrow.

    Or do the 8-ball and hooker thing. Whatever.
     
    OTD, Sep 29, 2006
    #20
  9. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Option 1 or 3.

    Just chill out. Have a glass of wine so you can go to sleep, and relax.
     
    farmerjerome, Sep 29, 2006
    #21
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'm with OTD. You either know it -- or you don't.

    Grab a couple of beers to help you sleep better. Maybe get laid. Get a good night's sleep and have a good breakfast.

    And most of all, re-fucking-lax. Tomorrow, that is.

    Good luck.
     
    three_bags_full, Sep 29, 2006
    #22
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I think we can help you plan tomorrow night as well -- drink heavily.
     
    Chi City 81, Sep 30, 2006
    #23
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Try some ass-to-mouth.[/zeke]
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 30, 2006
    #24
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