Impersonating a reporter

Well done, sir.

 

I didn't know you could conceive doing THAT. :-X

 

That last item is useless without a picture. ;D

Uh, on second thought, I don't wanna have to gouge out my own eyes with an icepick.

 

I was wondering the same thing as Spud.
How is impersonating a journalist a crime? The other stuff, I understand, but impersonating a journalist?
Also, where's JR? He thought the masturbating judge got a rough deal with a four-year sentence.
This kid got seven for this? That's ridiculous.

 

No chance this kid does any time. Seven years is just to scare others from doing it because it sounds pretty easy.

 

My bad, he could get seven.

 

He should have been escorted from the building, nothing more.

 

They should make him BECOME a journalist. That'll show him.

 

... on second thought, maybe the seven years in the pokey isn't so bad.

 

He showed a lot of gumption and initiative.
I might hire him.

 

But can he write?

 

If this kids gets seven years, does that mean Geraldo Rivera could do life?