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I'm too sexy for this airplane

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    Too bad "Airline" isn't on A&E anymore...this is ridiculous: http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/braun/20070905-9999-1m5braun.html

  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Ding! You are now free to file a lawsuit.
  3. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Only with these restrictions. Not before or after 9 PM after being harassed by a co-worker.
  4. Rufino

    Rufino Active Member

    "Keith" there must never have worked flights into Vegas from LA or Phoenix leading into a weekend or a big convention time. Strippers are always on there in big numbers, and they normally wear outfits a lot more revealing than that.
  5. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    I'd give her a tour of the cockpit.
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I thought an airline would appreciate a customer who brings along her own floatation devices?
  7. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member


  8. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    Adults with heightened sensitivities? What is this, a plane full of Ignatius Reillys?
  9. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    She could sit next to me on a plane ride. A long plane ride at that. I wouldn't be offended at all.
  10. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Big ups for the reference.

    And at the trial, will the jurors get to keep the earphones? Will they cost $4?
  11. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Are you freaking kidding me? Okay, keep the screaming todler on. Kick this girl off.
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Maybe Boom complained because he couldn't lower his seat back with Hooters girl behind him.
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