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I'm sporting some Norwegian wood...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Sep 5, 2006.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    OK. It's really Danish wood. And half the reason I am posting this is to see the ads that get placed underneath...

    I was just at a short (hour long) shi shi event (gallery opening, happy hour) that I got dragged along to, near where I work. I ended up talking to this beautiful woman who is from Copenhagen. She's been here for less than 6 months. I left with her # (taking a bow, even though I haven't tested it yet to make sure it is real). I made her laugh with a lame, "I'm a depressed dude from Finland" routine. All that studying up on the differences between the Scandanavian countries finally paid off for something. I always hoped it would get me a date with a Swedish woman, but I'll take Denmark in her case.

    Oh, and the art was brutal. Modern art that made you look at all the pretentious idiots nodding their heads and want to scream, "The Emperor has no clothes!"
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    How does she rate in comparison with the "women of SportsJournalists.com" fur?
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I thought this was about Tiger Woods' wife...
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Not sure I understand the question. She was really pretty. Not thin, but not fat. I thought she was really attractive. I honed in on her the minute I got there, ditched the person I was with and went to it. The social anxiety drugs can be a good thing sometimes. :)
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    So, when will we see pictures and read of bunghole-busting escapades?
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    This thread is useless without pics
  7. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Those openings can get a little noisy, so when you call her you should confirm whether she said she's from Copenhagen, or whether she said she dips Copenhagen. ;D
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Danish chicks dig the shocker.
  9. Bubba Fett

    Bubba Fett Active Member

    Was it Bjergen Kjergen from Knuergen, near the Bjoergen Fjords?
  10. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Have you driven a Fjord lately?
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    And your bird can sing.
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    ... for Whitlock?
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