I'm sporting some Norwegian wood...

OK. It's really Danish wood. And half the reason I am posting this is to see the ads that get placed underneath...

I was just at a short (hour long) shi shi event (gallery opening, happy hour) that I got dragged along to, near where I work. I ended up talking to this beautiful woman who is from Copenhagen. She's been here for less than 6 months. I left with her # (taking a bow, even though I haven't tested it yet to make sure it is real). I made her laugh with a lame, "I'm a depressed dude from Finland" routine. All that studying up on the differences between the Scandanavian countries finally paid off for something. I always hoped it would get me a date with a Swedish woman, but I'll take Denmark in her case.

Oh, and the art was brutal. Modern art that made you look at all the pretentious idiots nodding their heads and want to scream, "The Emperor has no clothes!"

 

Not sure I understand the question. She was really pretty. Not thin, but not fat. I thought she was really attractive. I honed in on her the minute I got there, ditched the person I was with and went to it. The social anxiety drugs can be a good thing sometimes.