I'm sorry Webby...no disrespect

I'm in no way trying to fling tomatoes at a certain webmaster's alma mater.

I'm just a poor sap trying to win an argument with his girlfriend, and by doing so, garner some proof that he isn't losing his mind completely.

I present the logo of the University of South Florida Bulls:






Am I the ONLY ONE that sees a slight phallus contained therein?


If I am alone in this, I will bear the punishment for being wrong...which is substantial.

 

There's a pennis in there!

 

Looks more line an upside-down wine bottle to me.

 

So how exactly are you supposed to make a logo with a "U" that doesn't involve some sort of phallic symbol?

 

He said a slight phallus, which I see as well.

 

Looks like an upside-down bottle of Absolut to me ... I guess it all depends on where your mind is, right SC?

 

I see a bull's head.

Therefore, I guess we all know where Kaylee's mind is.

 

I see an overrated football team.

KIDDING Webby! Kidding!

 

Or a syringe without the needle ... mmm, could go for some heroin right now ...

 

Okay, I'll respond to the inevitable (thanx, IJAG) queries about where my mind might be...

I am in no way obsessed with the male penis. If I need to see one, I need only drop trou.

It's not as if I drive by a barn silo, a water tower or the state of Florida and say "Hey! That looks like a serious throbber!"

 

(Yes he does. We've had those conversations too.)

 

But what about the female penis? Or, as SC says, pennis?