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I'm sorry I bet on baseball

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by heyabbott, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Well, then take the $7.00 and treat yourself to dinner. Pete ain't much of a birthday present at any price. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    A $7 dinner ain't much of a treat. It may take Ruth's Chris to get the imagery of a naked Pete Rose out of my head.

    You buying?
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    The sweetest three words I can say to the Western Kentucky yahoo:

    Too late, jerk.
  4. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    You know, if he gets tired of writing that phrase, here's a couple more he can use:

    "Sorry for separating Ray Fosse's shoulder."

    "Sorry for acting like a whiny bitch when my 44-game hitting streak was stopped."
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    "Sorry for being an unrepentant asshole."
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    "Sorry for foisting my talentless son upon the baseball world."
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    It's sad (So sad)
    It's a sad, sad situation
    And it's getting more and more abzurrd. (sic)
    It's sad (So sad)
    Why can't we talk it over
    Oh it seems to me,
    "Sorry" seems to be the hardest word.

    :'( :'( :'( :'(
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I cannot believe Starman hasn't come up with this one yet:

    "Sorry I penciled such a useless singles hitter in as the Reds' regular first baseman as I chased the hits record at 44." :D
  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Bill Clinton to sign cigars: "I'm sorry I had sexual relations with that woman."
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That would be wrong. It would be a lie.
  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Well, that too, but among the 297,548,792 things Pete Rose has to be sorry for, that comes in at about No. 39, so he'll have to work his way down to it. :eek: ::) :D :D
  12. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Jeffery Dahmer to sign napkins "It's red wine with dark meat"
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