I'm sorry I bet on baseball

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/453488p-381614c.html

 

As if anyone needed any more reason to deny his entry into Cooperstown ...

 

Pete Rose will screw your ugly sister for the right price

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2592359

Not yet, but nothing has been ruled out. Contact his agent for details.

 

Funny, I just bought a baseball signed: I'm sorry you were born -- Bud Selig.

 

The important thing is that he's really really sorry. Really really really really...let's see, $1000 per sorry, man, he's gotta be really really really really really sorry.....

 

Re: Pete Rose will screw your ugly sister for the right price


I'm holding out for

"I bet on the Reds to lose, too. But don't tell anyone."

Or

"Fay Vincent? What kind of name is that for a guy?"

 

Re: Pete Rose will screw your ugly sister for the right price

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/31971/

Sorry, D_Starman.

 

If he takes that $30,000 he'll make from signing those baseball and takes the Jags getting 3 over the Steelers and then doubles that up by taking the Twins over the Red Sox tomorrow - then he'll have some real cash.

Then again - if the Jags don't come through - he'll have to sign another 30 balls.

 

I liked my title better. ;D

 

More visual, and it saved me the $7 I was going to spend on dinner.

 

Well, now you can apply the $7.00 to a birthday fund to get Pete Rose for your ugly sister's birthday.

You have an ugly sister???

 

I am the ugly sister.