I'm sad ...

So he's got nice abs, likes cats and posts pics of his (alleged) nephew.

But he doesn't drink and won't put out.

Hmmm....

 

OK, the jury is back.

In light of the fact that he doesn't drink and won't put out, I'm going to have to recommend you kick him and his abs to the curb.

I know, I know, but really... if he ain't putting out at 25...

 

And you counted why?

 

Oh, I think he'll put out. We're just "not at that point yet". Boys, I'll never figure them out.

Maybe tomorrow . . . he's coming over to watch a movie . . .

 

Dude should probably be concerned if it's a Denise Austin tape. That's when the absession goes too far, SC.

 

Maybe the sweet ass abs are masking a shortcoming?

 

More like ding, ding, ding!

 

Oh, I think he put out before. I think he just prefers like real relationships as opposed to hookups.

It was just the second date, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And bubs, his abs aren't making up for any shortcomings.

I never said we hadn't done anything!!!!

 

I've said it before, I'll say it again: boys have turned into such girls.

 

Oh yeah? Well, uh, my abs DO make up for my shortcomings! No wait, I wrote that wrong, I meant, my abs definitely make up for my shortcomings. Wait ... fuck me, that's not right. Aw shit, screw this, me, my abs and my shortcomings are going to bed! Dammit it all! Not right either ...

 

He is 5-6, does that make you feel better?

And anybody wanna take bets on whether or not this is still around when we all wake up in the morning?

 

I hate you.