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I'm sad ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Sep 24, 2006.

  1. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    So he's got nice abs, likes cats and posts pics of his (alleged) nephew.

    But he doesn't drink and won't put out.

  2. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    OK, the jury is back.

    In light of the fact that he doesn't drink and won't put out, I'm going to have to recommend you kick him and his abs to the curb.

    I know, I know, but really... if he ain't putting out at 25...
  3. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    And you counted why?
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Oh, I think he'll put out. We're just "not at that point yet". Boys, I'll never figure them out.

    Maybe tomorrow . . . he's coming over to watch a movie . . .
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Dude should probably be concerned if it's a Denise Austin tape. That's when the absession goes too far, SC.
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Maybe the sweet ass abs are masking a shortcoming?
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    More like ding, ding, ding!
  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Oh, I think he put out before. I think he just prefers like real relationships as opposed to hookups.

    It was just the second date, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And bubs, his abs aren't making up for any shortcomings.

    I never said we hadn't done anything!!!!
  9. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I've said it before, I'll say it again: boys have turned into such girls.
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Oh yeah? Well, uh, my abs DO make up for my shortcomings! No wait, I wrote that wrong, I meant, my abs definitely make up for my shortcomings. Wait ... fuck me, that's not right. Aw shit, screw this, me, my abs and my shortcomings are going to bed! Dammit it all! Not right either ...
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    He is 5-6, does that make you feel better?

    And anybody wanna take bets on whether or not this is still around when we all wake up in the morning?
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I hate you. :mad:
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