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I'm on the toilet

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Apr 7, 2008.

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  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    If you can access the internet while on the shitter, we're done for -- it means you can read a paper on the internet while on the toilet, which eliminates the need for the real thing.
     
    EStreetJoe, Apr 7, 2008
    #37
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I love that THIS, the fact people post while on the crapper, is the sign that the industry is dying to you.

    :D
     
    imjustagirl, Apr 7, 2008
    #38
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Is a newspaper cheaper than toilet paper?
     
    Moderator1, Apr 7, 2008
    #39
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    God, think of the newsprint marks.
     
    imjustagirl, Apr 7, 2008
    #40
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    And the blisters.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 7, 2008
    #41
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Guess I forgot the blue font :D
     
    EStreetJoe, Apr 7, 2008
    #42
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    You might be able to post and bomb the harbor at the same time, but I defy you to try to wipe your exit chute with your Dell or your Blackberry.

    Oh, and CI, you really want to impress, you'll get back to us when Murphy poops and posts at the same time
     
    novelist_wannabe, Apr 7, 2008
    #43
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I love a good challenge.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 7, 2008
    #44
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Two words: Lotus toilet.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Apr 8, 2008
    #45
  10. gretchd

    gretchd Member

    "Enema-like"
     
    gretchd, Apr 8, 2008
    #46
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I would never post from the john, even if I had the tech to. Ewww.
     
    dooley_womack1, Apr 8, 2008
    #47
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Is that better or worse than when you post while searching for porn in another window?
     
    Chi City 81, Apr 8, 2008
    #48
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