"I'm no doorknob, either" -- The Comeback thread

Sorry Hack, how about this one?

I'm gonna open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at em. And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit anymore. You and your fucking fashion shows.

 

Of course, this one is my favourite ...

You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say 'Jack Robinson'.

 

How dare you? How DARE YOU?!

 

Flash,

That's funny because I quoted Denis' line from the beginning of the movie on another message board.

I just admitted I quoted a move on one board on yet another boad. *sigh* I feel shame, you know.

 

Sit for two minutes, by yourself -- then you get free.

 

Suzanne sucks pussy!

 

"If she's a dike, does that make him a fag?"

 

You feel shame.


This thread has turned into Slap Shot quotes. But I love it!!

 

Fuck him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it would piss the shit out of him.

 

I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't ...