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I'M LEGAL TODAY!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by XXXX, Feb 27, 2007.

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  1. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Always listen to your mother.
     
    pallister, Feb 28, 2007
    #25
  2. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Apparently.
     
    spup1122, Feb 28, 2007
    #26
  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    And never underestimate how bad projectile vomiting can be.

    Saw a guy - a co-worker of a friend of mine - do such only a few years ago at a New Year's Eve party. I never knew a small guy could puke so much.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Feb 28, 2007
    #27
  4. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    I had just eaten breakfast, too. I felt fine when I woke up. Had no idea that I was even going to throw up until it happened. I ran as fast as I could to my bathroom but could only hold it until I got to the doorway.
     
    spup1122, Feb 28, 2007
    #28
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I threw up three different places. I passed out for a half hour. And then I drank more. My friends were the biggest pieces of shit my 21st. But dammit even after all of that I was still drinking Jack right out of the bottle, and I don't even like whiskey. The next day I went out and had pancakes for breakfast.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Feb 28, 2007
    #29
  6. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Hopefully, that bathroom wasn't carpeted. Messy, messy, messy ...

    Can't help with that "thought I was fine until I ate" problem. Never been through that following a bender/binge/swallowing half a bar/ABC store ...
     
    Sam Mills 51, Feb 28, 2007
    #30
  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    But you see, Headbutt ... it's easier to clean vomit off a turtle shell than off someone else's bathroom. :D
     
    Sam Mills 51, Feb 28, 2007
    #31
  8. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    No, it was downstairs in the bar. The trashcan was too damn far away. Then I went upstairs, had a prairie fire, and ran right past the men's room since it was the one bar I'd never been in before. Puked in the stairwell right next to some girl on a payphone. Then the Bank of America's bushes got drenched. But that bank sucks anyway so now I'm proud. And it was after a number of shots in a very little amount of time. My asshole friends and all......
     
    Flying Headbutt, Feb 28, 2007
    #32
  9. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Nope, but unfortunately, my bathroom has a long sink and cabinet after the doorway before the toilet. I had a LOT of cleaning to do that day. I've only ever puked one other time and it was the first time I ever drank.
     
    spup1122, Feb 28, 2007
    #33
  10. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    At midnight, my pals bought me a roadflare, aka a flaming shot. Miracle I still have nose hair after that one.
    Later, I bought beer at 3 different mini-marts and of course no one proofed me.
    So I asked them to and got some happy b-days.
     
    patchs, Feb 28, 2007
    #34
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    I never got proofed before I turned 21....that was fun.
     
    KYSportsWriter, Feb 28, 2007
    #35
  12. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Crap ... I would still get proofed. Worse, I have a friend a few years younger than me who would have been asked when he was 19-20.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Feb 28, 2007
    #36
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