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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by XXXX, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Always listen to your mother.
  2. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    And never underestimate how bad projectile vomiting can be.

    Saw a guy - a co-worker of a friend of mine - do such only a few years ago at a New Year's Eve party. I never knew a small guy could puke so much.
  4. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    I had just eaten breakfast, too. I felt fine when I woke up. Had no idea that I was even going to throw up until it happened. I ran as fast as I could to my bathroom but could only hold it until I got to the doorway.
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I threw up three different places. I passed out for a half hour. And then I drank more. My friends were the biggest pieces of shit my 21st. But dammit even after all of that I was still drinking Jack right out of the bottle, and I don't even like whiskey. The next day I went out and had pancakes for breakfast.
  6. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Hopefully, that bathroom wasn't carpeted. Messy, messy, messy ...

    Can't help with that "thought I was fine until I ate" problem. Never been through that following a bender/binge/swallowing half a bar/ABC store ...
  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    But you see, Headbutt ... it's easier to clean vomit off a turtle shell than off someone else's bathroom. :D
  8. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    No, it was downstairs in the bar. The trashcan was too damn far away. Then I went upstairs, had a prairie fire, and ran right past the men's room since it was the one bar I'd never been in before. Puked in the stairwell right next to some girl on a payphone. Then the Bank of America's bushes got drenched. But that bank sucks anyway so now I'm proud. And it was after a number of shots in a very little amount of time. My asshole friends and all......
  9. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Nope, but unfortunately, my bathroom has a long sink and cabinet after the doorway before the toilet. I had a LOT of cleaning to do that day. I've only ever puked one other time and it was the first time I ever drank.
  10. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    At midnight, my pals bought me a roadflare, aka a flaming shot. Miracle I still have nose hair after that one.
    Later, I bought beer at 3 different mini-marts and of course no one proofed me.
    So I asked them to and got some happy b-days.
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    I never got proofed before I turned 21....that was fun.
  12. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Crap ... I would still get proofed. Worse, I have a friend a few years younger than me who would have been asked when he was 19-20.
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