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"I'm going to sexually molest your dog"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    From now on, thy name shall be TakeTheKnotasha Lyonne.
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member







    Just call me Mr. 5000.
  3. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Holy fargenhell! That's sad!
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    How far down can you descend before you pass through the iron core of the earth and your direction switches to up?
  5. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Two thoughts:

    Who uses a phrase like that? Did she smash into the house and tell the owner, "I'm going to physically assault you. And if that doesn't make you stop, I'm going to commit homicide!"

    Also, why is it a crime to make a threat like that, anyway. Don't we have a First Amendment right to make stupid comments like that?
  6. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Yes we do. It's the only thing keeping W out of jail himself.
  7. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    Well, she did say that while picking up the dog.
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I once barged into a neighbor's home and threatened to sexually molest the ottoman.
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Unavailable for comment:

  10. KP

    KP Active Member


    TigerVols, please tell me my sarcasm font isn't working and that you weren't serious about the 1st Amendment line.
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