I'm going on the 15 day DL

I'm with you, Bubs.

Falling down the stairs is a pain in the ass.

 

WHAT?!

You fucking called Mikey up from the minors and left me in Class AA?

That's it. I'm getting a FUCKING HAIRCUT!

 

My me time hand! [johndorian]



Seriously though, hope you have a speedy recovery.

 

I'm putting hits on both of you guys. It's a good thing I've got Max Nerdtrom's number on speed dial. Consider yourselves geeked.

 

Is there video of this?

 

Bubs:

You only report on yourself when you're injured.

 

Fuck My Stairs.

Great line.

 

Oddly, and not funnily, enough, the same thing happened to my mum the other day.

She's joking about it now, but apparently she was in some pain for a while.

 

I flips on the stairs several months ago due to new shoes and slippery conditions. Fortunately I was only about four from the bottom. Feet went straight up and I fell smack on my ass, bounced down two steps and was able to land on me feet on the floor and stand up. My ass was purple for three weeks.

 

Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, Bubs.

Ned Yost demands it.

 

I did it during Christmas 2004. I was walking down the stairs with my arms full of presents from the morning, and I slipped on my pants and landed on my back, sliding down the length of the case.

My sister, who's mentally retarded, was the downstairs, and she rushed to me and said, "Mike, are you OK?"

"No," I said. "What does it look like?"

"What happened?" she said.

"I fell down the stairs, and I'm having trouble breathing."

"How?" she said.

"Trisha, find someone who can help me."

She didn't. Slowly, I rolled to my feet, collected my In Living Color DVDs and inched past Trisha and into my room.

What a day.