I'm getting my wisdom teeth out . . .

oh, for the love of god, you're getting percocet.

get a refill if you can and send them to me. expect a PM with my address in 5, 4, 3 ...

 

One of my friends said he has sexually-oriented dreams involving Betty White when he's on Percocet. But when I was on it following cancer surgery, I had nothing of the sort. So take that with a grain of salt if you wish.

 

I already called dibs.

 

percocet is proof there is a god.

 

I had mine removed a couple of years ago. Mine were pulled out easily, and by the time the numbness in my mouth wore off, the pain was bearable. Now if they have to be cut out, you'll probably want to take the pain pills as much as possible without going over. (Yeah, I know. That sounded like Bob Barker.)

 

F_T: Bea Arthur?

 

Dearest Tomas,

They're mine, my own, my precious, dammit!

 

only by 79 seconds. has to be a full two minutes to count.

 

If I have sexual dreams about the Golden Girls, I'm offing myself.

 

I wouldn't touch Bea Arthur with Bea's dick!

 

come on. be a giver.

 

Cowboys, on the other hand ...

Oh, yeah: