I'm at a hipster bar

I cut the sleeves off because it looks awesome! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, ZEKE!

 

Well, isn't that what bars are for?

 

You have a point.

Barkeep, another tallboy for my friend, here.

 

I have to say, given a choice between hanging at a hipster bar or a yuppie bar, I'll take the hipsters every time.

 

Did you just call me a tool!?!

See, this is why you scare me sometimes.

 

It looked ironic to me. Then again, I was in Wyoming, so it was probably legit. Especially considering the rest of the dude's ensemble.

My god, woman, I love you.

 

If you want to avoid phony weirdos and want to drink with some honest-to-goodness, down-to-earth, fucked-up-in-an-endearing-way people, you need to go to a tavern. For those in the south, a a tavern is like a bar, except with much less pretension and much more alcoholism.

EDIT: But you're hipster doofus, moddy.

 

Do not -- I repeat, NOT -- try that in Wyoming.

 

I found a lot of bands I like listed on that first link.
I'm starting to get a little depressed. Being into Bob Dylan and the Damned makes me a hipster?
How could I be the last to realize I'm lame?

 

We just call all of them bars down here.

 

No such thing as a tavern in the south. I've been looking for about 15 years.