I'm a platypus, are you?

I can't understand why anyone would actually attempt to go for the Devendorf/Federline look.

 

It's an art that needs to be fine tuned. Much practice is needed.

And Druenc, it is very comfortable, especially in the summer months, or at the beach.

 

Yea, but I can be quite comfortable without looking like a white trash douche.

 

Makes you look like a fool though, Mustang.

 

No, I'm a kumquat.

 

I, on the other hand, am an inky wretch...

 

So who's the walrus?

Goo goo ga choo....

 

Craig Stadler. Duh.

 

Okay, I don't actually look like Kevin Federline, no tatts, no dirty stache, or jewelry or sideways hat, but if my grandma were to see me, she would be appalled.

I guess that's why it's weird. I'm either dressed up, or dressed to play basketball.

 

Would you care to post a pic? I'd pay money.

 

I listen to heavy metal, yet I teach two and three year old kids at church. Then again, I listen to everything. Lately, my late night choice has been classical. You should have heard this French ballet I listened to a couple of nights ago. It was awesome! I just wish I could remember the name of it.

 

Let's see...I'm a girl, my last boyfriend broke up with me because I talked about sports too much, I NEVER wear makeup, my boss asks me at least once a week if I'm sure I'm a girl and yet, I listen to girly music, watch chick flicks and read girl novels. I drink girly drinks and the only beer I like is Blue Moon. I don't do diets and I get creeped out by seemingly normal guys who hit on me in public.