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I'm a cop. If you don't want me to share your nudies, don't let me arrest you.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, Oct 27, 2014.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Or else I'll send them to my co-workers in Northern and Southern California and a few other friends.


    A woman got arrested on a DUI charge, and a little while later she noticed that some pictures had been deleted from her phone (she didn't have the phone but it was synced to her iPad). She complained, the officer (based in Dublin near Oakland) got busted ... and he told the department he and his co-workers in Dublin and L.A. do this all the time.

    The CHP says this is confined to a small group of officers within the Dublin office, because of course, yeah.

    Sampling of text messages:

    CHP officer Robert Hazelwood -- 2:33 a.m. -- "Nudes are always better with the face"

    CHP officer Sean Harrington -- 2:34 a.m. -- "Maybe she knows she has a jacked up horse face?!?!?"

    Hazelwood -- 2:34 a.m. -- "Let's see the dl"

    Harrington -- 2:44 a.m. -- "When we get back to the office. And we'll have MDF mug shot, too"

    Hazelwood -- 2:45 a.m. "Haha ok."

    Harrington -- 2:45 a.m. "But trust me. She's like a 5 or a 6 at best"

    Hazelwood -- 2:46 a.m. "Her body is rocking though"

    Harrington -- 2:46 a.m. "Small (breasts)"

    Hazelwood -- 2:47 a.m. "Still looks good to me"


    So it's a big mess and getting bigger. And in the case that started it, the woman's BAC was 0.29, but the court had no choice but to let her walk.
  2. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Protect and serve
  3. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Ha, even the cops say that she was a 6.
  4. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Most despicable thing, stealing photos while the woman is getting x-rays. That should be on his gravestone, "I stole photos while the person was getting x-rays"
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Some of the best x-rays are of objects stuck up people's butts.

    The worst I saw was an Aunt Jemima bottle. Asshole got hung up on her elbows.
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