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IJAG to the white courtesy phone

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    IJAG:

    Mrs. Lono suggested I contact you. I'm simultaneously posting, texting, e-mailing and calling. In the car. At 80 miles per hour.

    She wanted you to know.

    What?

    No, I'm not actually driving. Mrs. Lono is.

    But I'm digging this. Time for a thread titled, "Ask Ramblin' Lono?"

    Were it not for fear of incurring Moddy's wrath, I'd be sorely tempted.
     
  2. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

  3. AMacIsaac

    AMacIsaac Guest

    You can only start an 'Ask Lono' thread if you're drunk.
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Does your car has desdemonic valves?
     
  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    This should be a tweet.
     
  6. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Too long to be a tweet.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I call shenanigans. You can't call AND text AND post on the same device.
     
  9. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

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  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    I have more than one device.
     
  11. lono

    lono Active Member

    So the Lonos are in rural Georgia - a/k/a Cousinfuckistan - and I stop by the liquor store for some whiskey.

    The guy in front of me cashes his unemployment check at the liquor store.

    Then he walks out to his 89 GMC Yukon, which is jacked up to near monster-truck levels, and where he has a hot MILF-ish woman waiting for him, along with three children in the back seat.

    What's the first thing he does once he gets into his truck. What else? Light a cigarette.

    Motherfucker.

    You can't make this shit up.
     
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    OK, I'll try another way. You simply can't do all four things with two thumbs.
     
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