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Igor loses his luggage

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    A Southwest Airlines employee in Little Rock who was investigating some mislabled cargo found something interesting. A load of "40 to 60" human heads, apparently destined for a research company. Cops were called and the heads seized because of fears they were going to be sold on the black market.
    Dr. Frankenstein is going to be pissed about this....

  2. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Shit. Now how am I going to finish off my collection?
  3. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Heads are going to roll for this one
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Could be worse.

    Could be raining.
  6. I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    NOW, it's fixed.
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    My first thought was this guy had them in his carry-on:

  9. CR19

    CR19 Member

    Why don't we give them to Nicolas Cage to add to his collection?
  10. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Ernie: Okay, let's review: you've got a Hugo, a Little Joey, a Frank, a bad Stu...
    Tommy Spinelli: No, bad Frank.
    Ernie: That's what I said.
    Tommy Spinelli: No you didn't. You said bad Stu. Stu was just so-so.
    Ernie: No, sir, I said a so-so Stu.
    Tommy Spinelli: You did not. You said bad Stu!
    Ernie: Yes I did and everybody heard! I said a so-so Stu!
    Tommy Spinelli: You said bad Stu!
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    A lot of head shop owners are tapping their feet impatiently.
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