"If You're old enough to ask for it, you're too old to have it"

Apologies if DB.



TIME really wants attention.

 

Creosote's second job thus discovered

 

Kid down the street finally got cut off on his fourth birthday. God, was that freaky to see him walk up and ask for it.

 

Should be fun to watch people completely lose their shit over this.

Boobs are so scary and what not.

But yes, blatant, shameless attention grab.

 

Is it that "Boobs are scary!!!"

Or is it that the kid is three years old?

 

They did pick the hottest of crunchy moms they could find, though.

 

It's both. I'd probably let a pediatrician or someone who has studied the issue weigh in on whether or not it's bad to breastfeed your kid until he/she is 4 years old. It is weird? I suppose, but not something I'd get all worked up over. It happens in other countries. Not a big deal.

But a controversy over public breast feeding an infant pops up every single year, and it's always the dumbest thing of all time. I frankly don't care if you breast feed your kid in a restaurant, in a department store, or standing in line at Whole Foods. It's a breast, for pete's sake. People in Europe walk around with their breasts out on public beaches all the time an no one so much as shrugs their shoulders.

 

I'd ask for it, too. But I doubt my wife would like that.

 

I got next!

 

The greatest magazine cover in history - if it had appeared in 1966.

Today? Linkbait.

 

The look in the kid's eyes totally screams "God, I'm never living this one down, am I?"

 

It's strange to see someone here actually ask for a knowledgeable expert's view, as opposed to taking the word of the resident sports jockeys.

Bravo.