If you're a guy and a hockey fan, meet Tara Wheeler, the perfect girlfriend...

Snaggletooth for $1,000, Alex.

 

Snaggletooth or not, most guys would be happy to spend five minutes in her box.

 

Oh hey, never said she wasn't a pretty girl, but let's start being careful with our superlatives.

 

Sweet. ...

Wheeler was an Army brat, her father's military career moving the family from Kentucky to Massachusetts and eventually to Woodbridge and Ft. Belvoir. She traces the formation of her love for hockey to the 3rd grade, while in Massachusetts. She was introduced then to the Mighty Ducks' movies.

"I wanted to be Julie the Cat," she explained, alluding to the female goaltending hero in D2. "I told my parents, 'Mom and dad, I'm gonna be a goalie like Julie the Cat.' They said, 'ok.'"

 

By the way, Michael. Since we're on the subject, love the hockey hair.

 

Re: If you're a guy and a hockey fan, meet Tara Wheeler, the perfect girlfriend

I actually interviewed her some years ago while she was still playing. Penn State was at Maryland (or rather at some nondescript hockey rink in the wilds of Montgomery County, Md.) and I caught up with her. I thought I had left in plenty of time to see part of the game; instead, I arrive as they're boarding the bus. So I get her cell phone and talk to her later (looong since been deleted, sorry fellas).

Didn't think anything of it at the time - right after a game in the dark is probably not the same circumstance as the photo above - but good for her for winning.

 

Re: If you're a guy and a hockey fan, meet Tara Wheeler, the perfect girlfriend

You've found a better girlfriend? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

 

Oh boy........ :-\

 

What hockey hair? This is the style. It's called "The Stamos." My hair stylist, Alejandro, did it.

 

What's the difference between a hockey babe and a pit bull?
Cosmetic dentistry.