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If you have to work on the Fourth, you might as well see this

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I was outside my building smoking and this kid sails down the main drag on a bicycle. There is a cop in the street directing traffic and another cop running - a ways back - after the kid.

    The kid tries to jump a curb, catches his front tire and sails over the handlebar, eating shit in a parking lot. He hurriedly gets back on his bike before the cop chasing him can catch him.

    He sails across a couple lanes of traffic, which causes the traffic cop to run after him and try to taser him. He misses.

    Two more cop cars appear and start driving really fast after him down some alleys.

    I ran over, but couldn't see the conclusion.

    I did just hear on the scanner the cops caught him and found a small dosage of marijuana on him and that they think he is high on meth.

    Good times had by all.
     
  2. lono

    lono Active Member

    Nothing like working holiday nights.

    Happy Fourth, 'Gola.
     
  3. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    We're in a downtown area, a block down from the big park where they're holding fireworks tonight.

    Our two employee lots have been filled with cars since 5 p.m. We've got picnickers set up in front of our marquee, and I think one of the sports guys let someone back to use the restroom a minute ago. It's not even dark yet, but someone just shot off some premature fireworks at the park, so we all went outside to check.

    What a zoo. When's the show begin? ;D
     
  4. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    yeah, but do you have any methed up kids sailing over their handlebars?
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No, but I watched a couple of brain-dead seven year olds walking up to an idiot setting off fireworks, like they were coming up to look at a puppy, while their mother sat back and watched... fuckin mo-mos...
     
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i would have killed to been able to watch that.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Made even more fun by Ms. Slappy's sister in law, stressing out everytime some kid threw a snap on the ground, because it might have gone off within 30 yards of her 2-year-old daughter and put out an eye -- even though the kid was laughing and giggling through the whole thing... pussyass chick...
     
  8. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    God Bless America.
     
  9. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    makes a guy miss the days of M-80s, doesn't it?
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Gutless coward was stroking out over a smoke bomb within 30 and the wind blowing in a different direction...
     
  11. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Active Member

    Do the colors of their mullets match their shirts?
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    it was a surreal scene....
     
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