If you have to work on the Fourth, you might as well see this

I was outside my building smoking and this kid sails down the main drag on a bicycle. There is a cop in the street directing traffic and another cop running - a ways back - after the kid.

The kid tries to jump a curb, catches his front tire and sails over the handlebar, eating shit in a parking lot. He hurriedly gets back on his bike before the cop chasing him can catch him.

He sails across a couple lanes of traffic, which causes the traffic cop to run after him and try to taser him. He misses.

Two more cop cars appear and start driving really fast after him down some alleys.

I ran over, but couldn't see the conclusion.

I did just hear on the scanner the cops caught him and found a small dosage of marijuana on him and that they think he is high on meth.

Good times had by all.

 

Nothing like working holiday nights.

Happy Fourth, 'Gola.

 

We're in a downtown area, a block down from the big park where they're holding fireworks tonight.

Our two employee lots have been filled with cars since 5 p.m. We've got picnickers set up in front of our marquee, and I think one of the sports guys let someone back to use the restroom a minute ago. It's not even dark yet, but someone just shot off some premature fireworks at the park, so we all went outside to check.

What a zoo. When's the show begin? ;D

 

yeah, but do you have any methed up kids sailing over their handlebars?

 

No, but I watched a couple of brain-dead seven year olds walking up to an idiot setting off fireworks, like they were coming up to look at a puppy, while their mother sat back and watched... fuckin mo-mos...

 

i would have killed to been able to watch that.

 

Made even more fun by Ms. Slappy's sister in law, stressing out everytime some kid threw a snap on the ground, because it might have gone off within 30 yards of her 2-year-old daughter and put out an eye -- even though the kid was laughing and giggling through the whole thing... pussyass chick...

 

God Bless America.

 

makes a guy miss the days of M-80s, doesn't it?

 

Gutless coward was stroking out over a smoke bomb within 30 and the wind blowing in a different direction...

 

Do the colors of their mullets match their shirts?

 

it was a surreal scene....