If you had a one-on-one with any political leader, right now, and.....

were given opportunity to ask one question, who would you address it to and what would the question be?

 

Fred Thompson:

Who are you and what are you doing here?

 

George W. Bush,

Why haven't we arrested or killed Osama Bin Laden?

 

Hillary: Why are you trying to doom the Democratic Party's chances in the general by going uber-negative so soon?

 

Tony Blair and/or Colin Powell.

What in the FUCK were you thinking?

 

George W. Bush:

Spell cat.

 

Hey, we've had quite enough of your political ill-will around here.

 

I would ask why you don't have the courage to speak openly and truthfully with the American people on the challenges we face and the realities before us, but I can't decide which person I'd ask in order to make the most headlines tomorrow - headlines that would actually matter. And in a lame-duck president's case, I'm not sure he'd be at the top of that chart.

 

Otherwise it would be to Dennis:

How the hell does a guy who looks like you succeed in the chick derby?

 

Iranian President Ahmadinejad: What's with all the clothes from Banana Republic?

 

That's fucking excellent. I'm still laughing.

 

My guess is that she loves him. Dennis may not be the Pres, ever, but he definitely has SCOREBOARD in that regard.

Spanish King Juan Carlos: Would you please come visit us in the United States? We have quite a few elected officials who need to be told to STFU.