If you had 9/7 in the "when will Berman first show his old Bucs footage" pool...

YOU WIN!!!!

What an insufferable fuck. We get it. You caught a pass from Doug Williams in 19fucking82. Fuck. This guy's almost impossibly beyond the point of self-parody.

 

Jesus Christ, what a fuckstick.

 

Hey, leave me out of this.

 

Ha, I watched and thought why the hell do I have to see this again, for the 25th consecutive year. Then I thought I wanna be his producer. Easy job, just plug in the same tape over and over again and let 'er roll.

 

BTW, Berman looks more and more like Vito Spatafore every single day.

I half expect one of his standups to be a lay down in the grass in New Hampshire with Johnny Cakes.

 

You're with me, pancake slinger.

 

That was OUTSTANDING.

 

Re: If you had 9/7 in the "when will Berman first show his old Bucs footage" poo



If only he had done a Starr Jones. I can watch that video forever.

To see the video: http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1025335

 

Jesus Christ.

I'm having a hard enough night. Bored as hell in a hotel room. Nothing on TV ... not even porn. Now this.

Doug Williams should have drilled him in the nuts.

 

I can't believe there was a time when I thought Berman was clever and funny. But then I grew up, went to college and saw the same lines again and again and again. And then it hit me.

Berman needs to retire, go play golf with Dan Marino, whatever, just leave TV. Please.

 

Rather than play with the normal golf gloves, he might play with Isotoners.