If you could travel back in time and change one event (in your life) ... ?

Or, you could just not worry at all about changes you can't make, and find a way to be fulfilled with the life you have.

 

Yeah, but after you spend that $25,000 on hookers, blow and a share of Arsenal...then what?

 

I'd've found that oil. Fuck Jed.

 

I'd just go back and hang out with my grandparents a whole lot more.

I'd give anything to have a week or two with them again. They were wonderful.

 

Coulda, shoulda:

 

Much better than Gwyneth. Thank you.

 

Fair enough.
I should have read the prompt more closely.

 

That's a woman, right there.
Go play with your mother of pearl chess set, Gweyneth.

 

Was there ever a black dude on Dukes of Hazzard?

 

Woody Strode, Herbert Jefferson, Al White, Jesse Goins...would you like me to continue?

 

Go back to my senior year in high school and impress upon myself that following a girl is not a good reason to choose a college. That ended up being a fairly expensive mistake.

 

We got a problem, chief?
Why do you keep following me around this site?