If you could attend one fake sports event...

The last game from The Natural and I would sue the ballclub for getting showered with glass and sparks when the lights exploded.

 

That's what I thought when I saw the title.
I'd pick the final match in "Caddyshack," if only to try to meet the judge's niece.

 

Any of the Tour de France races that Lance Armstrong won.

 

Good one.

 

Niiiiice ...

I was coming on here to say Babe Ruth's Called Shot. [/rimshot] ;D

 

Definitely the last game of Major League. Would have been a short drive up to Milwaukee. ;D

 

I want to watch Bucky Dornster catch the linedrive with the beer in his right hand

 

Great call on the second one. I need to read that book again, it's been a while.

 

All those mythical Alabama national championships. /bitterAuburnfans

 

Mine might have to be the Springfield U homecoming game where Homer drove the float over the star kicker's leg, then the kicker came out and kicked the winning FG as his leg came flying off as well.
Writing the lead of that game would be the best thing ever, also designing the sports front of the Springfield Shopper with the leg being carried off by rabid fans.
Just awesome.

 

I know one event I would not have wanted to attend, but even more wouldn't have wanted to cover:

High school football: Ampipe at Walnut Heights from All the Right Moves.

That downpour was brutal and Coach Nickerson would have been a bitch to interview after the game. One wrong question and he probably would have stolen your keys and forced you to hitch a ride home in the cold rain.

 

Ditka versus a hurricane....but it's Hurricane Ditka!