If you could ask the Playmate of the year anything...

Can I go home with you?

 

Don't shave or shower for three days, and then, looking at her directly in the eyes, I'd ask her:

"Why don't you love me like I love you? Like I've said so many times in all those letters I sent that you never replied to. Why don't you love me? Why? Why! WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

At this point curl up into the fetal position yelling, "Why?! Why?! Why?!", over and over again.

 

Did you also know wrestling is fake?

 

But people still believe it/they is/are real and have fantasies about them?

 

What are your opinions on stem-cell research?

 

She's apparently an Oregon State student.

SportsJournalists.com: "Nice Beaver"

Her response: "Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

 

Well played, good sir.

 

It's not technically a D_B, but we did just have a thread on this.

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/47212/

My personal favorites:

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Do you want me to call you for breakfast or nudge you?

 

Sara Jane Underwood is a babe. Same hometown as Cleveland Browns' QB Derek Anderson.

There is no Hooters restaurant in Corvallis. But there are hooters; two of the past eight PMOY's have been Oregon State students.

 

Do you diddle yourself while you're taking it up the ass?

 

Funny, that was on the application I filled out for my current job.

 

Right now my dick's so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. Would you remedy that situation for me?