If the planet gets too hot, I want you to eat me

Oh, man. With the Seinfeld and Simpsons quotes, I think my head is going to explode.


I wonder what it'd taste like?

 

I've had a standing offer for all of you to fucking eat me.

Where's the news?

 

Like fail.

 

Oh, yeah.

 

Mr. Weaver will be waiting with a vat of Old Bay.

 

I love Old Bay so much, I'd put on my black beret and snort lines of it out of Ohndrea's ass crack.

 

Earth to Ted ... the global temperature has dropped 1 degree Celsius in the last year alone. That same *increase* over a 100-year period was enough to have you guys selling oceanfront property in Phoenix and Pittsburgh.

 

Like chicken.

 

I don't need to wait until the planet is too hot to tell you all to eat me.

 

Well played.

 

Stan plots to eat all humans every night.

 

And everyone plans to eat sc.

I mean, whut?