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If the planet gets too hot, I want you to eat me

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by deskslave, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Ted Turner says global warming will produce such chaos in the next half-century that crops won't grow and we'll be reduced to cannibalism.

  2. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Somebody from the Daily Show needs to have a sit-down with Turner regarding this belief. I think it would make for semi-amazing television.
  3. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Thanks dude, where can I find you?
  4. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Do I have to bring my own condiments, or will you supply them?
  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    What would go best with human? I'm a mustard guy, through and through...but I think Thousand Island might work well.
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
  7. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Well I like ketchup, but if you're grilling, BBQ sauce would probably work.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    OK, but only if conservatives who swore global warming was a myth are the first to be consumed.

    "It's a lie, a lie I tell you HEY!!! I NEED THAT KIDNEY!"
  9. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Active Member

    All recipes are in the cookbook entitled To Serve Man. (Twilight Zone reference)
  10. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Turner: "On a voluntary basis, everybody in the world's got to pledge to themselves that one or two children is it."

  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Ted Turner is about five minutes away from being as crazy as Howard Hughes.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    How To Cook Humans.

    How To Cook FOR Humans.

    How to Cook FORTY Humans.

    How To Cook For FORTY Humans.
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