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If the planet gets too hot, I want you to eat me

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by deskslave, Apr 3, 2008.

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  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Ted Turner says global warming will produce such chaos in the next half-century that crops won't grow and we'll be reduced to cannibalism.

    http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/news/stories/2008/04/03/turner_0404.html?imw=Y
     
    deskslave, Apr 3, 2008
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  2. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Somebody from the Daily Show needs to have a sit-down with Turner regarding this belief. I think it would make for semi-amazing television.
     
    Overrated, Apr 3, 2008
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  3. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Thanks dude, where can I find you?
     
    Guy_Incognito, Apr 3, 2008
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  4. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Do I have to bring my own condiments, or will you supply them?
     
    Beaker, Apr 3, 2008
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  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    What would go best with human? I'm a mustard guy, through and through...but I think Thousand Island might work well.
     
    Overrated, Apr 3, 2008
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  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
     
    Steak Snabler, Apr 3, 2008
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  7. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Well I like ketchup, but if you're grilling, BBQ sauce would probably work.
     
    Beaker, Apr 3, 2008
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  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    OK, but only if conservatives who swore global warming was a myth are the first to be consumed.

    "It's a lie, a lie I tell you HEY!!! I NEED THAT KIDNEY!"
     
    BYH, Apr 3, 2008
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  9. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Well-Known Member

    All recipes are in the cookbook entitled To Serve Man. (Twilight Zone reference)
     
    JBHawkEye, Apr 3, 2008
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  10. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Turner: "On a voluntary basis, everybody in the world's got to pledge to themselves that one or two children is it."

    The NBA: "BWAHAHAHAHA"
     
    playthrough, Apr 3, 2008
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  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Ted Turner is about five minutes away from being as crazy as Howard Hughes.
     
    hondo, Apr 3, 2008
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  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    How To Cook Humans.

    How To Cook FOR Humans.

    How to Cook FORTY Humans.

    How To Cook For FORTY Humans.
     
    BYH, Apr 3, 2008
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