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If Momma ain't happy, no one's happy

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    hondo, Oct 20, 2018
    #1
  2. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    Moral of story: No humping the zebras, Dad.
     
    Slacker, Oct 20, 2018
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  3. britwrit

    britwrit Well-Known Member

    I'm not going to Google this - because wild animals can't sue for libel - but male lions are supposed to be really lazy in the wild, making their harem do all the work.

    Time someone took a stand.
     
    britwrit, Oct 21, 2018
    #3
  4. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    The circle of life.
     
    hondo, Oct 21, 2018
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  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Terrible that the child had to see that. Only half-joking, I wonder if that registers with them as Mom killing Dad.
     
    playthrough, Oct 22, 2018
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  6. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    Given the amount of empathy of every house cat I ever encountered, I never wanted a cat when I was single. I feared if I ever died, they'd just jump over me to get to their food and litter box and use my lifeless body as a scratching post for a week.
     
    Hermes, Oct 22, 2018
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  7. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    And if house cats were the size of lions, every cat person would be dead:

    Your cat may want to kill you, study says
     
    hondo, Oct 22, 2018
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