If I wrote this in the Post, I'd get fired

As of Tuesday, Southwest Airlines flashed a message on its Web site saying there were no more seats available on Thursday or Friday from Los Angeles to Las Vegas. Goodness knows how many homies, playaz, slimmies, shorties, pimps, juicies and jeezys are on the interstate driving from Oakland.

But it's Wilbon, so it's OK.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/15/AR2007021501963.html

 

What's a jeezy?

 

It's a guy who's jealous of Washington Post columnists.

 

Shoots, he scores!
Yes, black people can write things about black people that white people cannot.
Life is indeed a struggle.

 

We shall overcome, Fenian.

 

Some day, my pale brother.

 

That's a good column. I don't think it took a hell of a lot of work to do, other than riding down the Strip and reading the invites to a few VIP parties. Wilbon is a pro.

 

So are most of the women, I'm guessing.

 

Rim shot!

 

Bingo. Some white people just can't accept this.

 

Blacks have all the advantages in America. They can say all the things and get all the jobs that whites can't.

 

True. But in 40 years I'm gonna get a sweet reparations check.