iDropped my iPod in the toilet...

Now if you didn't have an iPod in the bathroom with you and then stood up after finishing and found an iPod, you could make a lot of money.

 

I have actually said that before. Count me in for a mother who does NOT know when to shut the hell up.

My greatest fear, right there.

And the only thing I've ever dropped in a toilet that didn't belong there was my Gigapet about 10 years ago. Me and my mother took it apart on the kitchen table, dried it out and couldn't put it back together. Oops. Ironically, it was a mermaid pet.

 

You guys actually put your phones in your pants pockets? I don't want the extra bulge, so it stays in my purse or my coat pocket.

 

I have a clip on my belt. But most of the time I keep it in my coat if I have to use the restroom.

 

This girl keeps hers in her back pocket. All the time.

 

Mine is NEVER in my back pocket. I already have a ghetto booty. I don't need a bulgy ghetto booty too!

 

I keep mine in my front pocket. So no, it's not that I'm happy to see you or anything.

And my iPod Shuffle died in the wash.

 

Slightly off topic, but is it true if you get the Ipod too close to a magnet it erases it?

 

I keep it there so much that with the new job and not being able to have my phone on the sales floor, I find myself reaching back & panicking because I think I lost it. But then again, I have a skinny ass. So maybe I'm trying to make it look better. When I'm traveling, I have the iPod in one pocket and the phone in the other.

And yes, potty breaks can be a scary thing. Those suckers fall out pretty easy.

 

That's what she said.

 

Yeah, right

 

You just tuck it between, duh!