Ideas for a salad...

HA! I clicked on this and figured that any offensive comments would be kept to a minimum since Rosie started it.

 

Agreed.

 

Let me clarify. I have NEVER made green jello and coleslaw 'salad.'

 

But I bet you make a mean tuna noodle hot dish.

 

Is there a recipe for a lutefisk salad?

 

Yes, it's roughly this:

Skip the lutefisk, fill up on salad.

 

I was going to suggest asking the tossed salad man.....

 

dried bing cherries
havarti
pepper deli turkey
dressing -- dijon mustard, olive oil, red wine vinegar and whisk in S/P
mix in with arugula and romaine

 

What's the hate for ranch all about?

 

I imagine it's what Satan's cum tastes like. At least, that's what Zeke said Don Henley's tastes like.

 

Presumably none of us have empirical evidence as to the taste of Beelzebub's load, but I'm guessing it tastes more like sulphur and brimstone than ranch. Ranch is unhealthy, but good.

WTF is this "hot dish" of which some speak? Heard reference to it on Prairie Home Companion recently and was confused. Sounded awfully vague.

 

Because if you eat the lutefisk, you'll toss your salad. And cookies. And anything else.