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Ickiest. Story. Ever.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MertWindu, Sep 28, 2006.

  1. MertWindu

    MertWindu Active Member

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2604874

    I'll return to see what everyone thinks about this in a few hours after I've boiled my sheets and hermetically sealed my windows.
     
  2. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Great. Now I'm gonna be afraid to fall asleep -- and I already started thinking about that scene in Star Trek.

    And my ear itches.
     
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    And after the beetle crawls in your ear, you can let the dust mites on your sheets and pillows eat your dead skin. Have a good night. :D
     
  4. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Don't let the bed bugs bite.
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And if you fall asleep....

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  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Holy shit, the pup and I are watching him right now.
     
  7. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Which one?
     
  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Freddy vs. Jason
     
  9. mediaguy

    mediaguy Active Member

    I met Jena in Charlotte. Didn't realize she was at ESPN.com. I had a bug fly in my ear when I was in middle school. Not fun, and I didn't even get a national story out of it.
     
  10. PaseanaARG

    PaseanaARG Guest

    I have nightmares about stuff like this.

    Bugs ... and a weird one about waking up with honeycomb, like the stuff bees make, on my eyes. Yes, I had a lot of eye problems as a kid.
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Bug aside, gotta love the kid providing the picture of the dead bug next to a pen to get a sense of its size.

    We should make him an SportsJournalists.com athelte of the week for his contributions to sports journalism.
     
  12. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Screw that. I picked him up in my fantasy league after his 362-yard, 5-TD performance, but he only gained 89 yards the next week and I lose the fucking game. :mad:
     
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