I wonder what my mailman thinks

So this afternoon, I'm laying around watching TV and I have my windows open since I'm working hard to avoid the big electric bill. And it just so happens I'm watching that Cathouse show on HBO and the hookers are jibber jabbering about what they like to do.
And my mailman cruises up to drop off my mail and you can see the TV from the window by the mailbox near the door. So I can see his reflection in the TV and he stops what he is doing and starts watching TV. He takes off his iPod earphones and He's acting like he is filing stuff in his mailbag and going through the mail, but what he is really doing is just watching the show. He stands there for like five minutes, just hanging out. The hookers aren't even naked, they were talking about vibrators and such. But didn't stop the mailman from watching.
It was good stuff. I was proud that I didn't start laughing or say anything, but it made me wonder what the mailman thought.

 

If he's your regular mailman, he probably already knows more than enough about you.

 

Too bad your mail carrier wasn't female. You could have invited her in to masturbate on your couch.

 

You probably made his day.

 

I laughed out loud at that one...

 

Respect.

 

I call bullshit. Unless you Tivoed it or called it up on pay-per-view, HBO doesn't show Cathouse in the mid-afternoon.

 

Not a matter of respect; has to do with this thread
http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/39340/

 

Actually neither. I have Comcast onDemand and I had heard a little rumor that they were putting up the new Sopranos and Entourage before the premiere like they did for the Wire.
So I was checking it out. That isn't the case by the way, or at least not this early.
The best part, to me at least, was that in my mail I had two thank you notes from a not-for-profit foundation I had done an earlier article on.

 

He probably doesn't think you're gay anymore.

 

Me too.

 

I had to laugh at that one.