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I want to be a scientist. Caution: contains boobies! content

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    This just in:

    You may have known this all along, but now it has been demonstrated scientifically: bikinis make men stupid.

    This month’s issue of the Journal of Consumer Research features a paper titled “Bikinis Instigate Generalized Impatience in Intertemporal Choice,” which is a neuroeconomist’s (definition in a moment) way of saying that men don’t make good decisions while checking out pretty girls in bikinis.

  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's got to be the greatest title ever considering it's for a study about STUPIDITY.

    It shoudl have been dumbed down. Something like Tits Make Man Go Hummanahummanaphratuczldja.
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Good fucking Lord.

    It's like 1988 all over again, and I have no idea how to operate the machinery that's churning.

    Amazing how little has changed in 20 years
  5. lono

    lono Active Member

    My IQ just dropped 10 points. And there wasn't much to begin with.
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Careful, or you will anger Manu Manu the Slender!
  7. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Ah, what the hell.

  8. lono

    lono Active Member

    And the Hack brings the heat! Well played, sir.
  9. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    great avatar, Hack.

    The Stig rules all!
  10. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Some say that if he'd gone to Seattle, he would have finished the hike up Mt. Rainier and not pansied out a mile from the top.
  11. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    Kathy Ireland. Now she has a great pair of eyes (yeah, yeah I know, that too, but .....)
  12. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    At least it doesn't contain BYH's moobies.

    Or his rat tail.
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