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I stand in awe

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef2, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Had 2 horse-shit high school basketball games Friday night; Witnessed a girls team go an eye-popping 7-48 from the field. Witnessed a guys game where there was a combined 61 points (a 34-27 contest) that set the game of basketball back to the days of the peach baskets.

    But it was on the way home that made the evening a rousing success.

    Stop at McDonalds, and grab a burger, fries, and iced tea.

    Me and another guy get the same thing; Third member of our trifecta orders a Double Quarter Pounder, a Big Mac, and a 10-piece of Chicken Nuggets.

    I look at him and say "Shit, your wife is gonna love the hell outta you, briinging home food for her and their daughter. He says, "these aren't for them."

    8 minutes later; It was gone; All of it; It was like there was some monster inside of his stomach that sounded like a garbage disposal that he just kept dumping food down it.

    Sad thing is, this fucker is 6'3 and about 190.
  2. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    His name: Kobayashi
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Get with the times, dog! It was Joey Chestnut!
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    When he was about 15 years old, my brother could routinely put away a Big Mac combo meal with a 20-piece McNuggets on the side.
  5. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    He died the next morning of a stroke, a heart-attack and diabetes simultaneously.
  6. Bodie_Broadus

    Bodie_Broadus Active Member

    Shit, I used to work with a dude who was 6'0 165 who could put down insane amounts of food.
  7. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    I lived with a friend of mine for a couple of months, and his wife would cook us equal portions. I gained 10 pounds in a month. He merely burped.
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Some days I miss eating like that. (And a QP, BM and 10-piecer isn't that much food ... more like a snack to me.)
  9. bydesign77

    bydesign77 Active Member

    and by Tebow they're McNuggets
  10. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Had a classmate so big he couldn't sit in the swingy classroom seats bolted to the table and had to sit down front. Went to lunch at a BBQ place and found out why. I got the 2 meat combo, pork and chicken, which was a pretty hefty meal. This guy steps up:

    "Umm... I'll have the four-meat combo." (Pulled pork, ribs, chicken and sausage).

    Girl behind counter: "Okay, sir. You get three side items with that."

    Dude: "Hmm... lemme get fries, uhhhh, let's see... make that double fries... uhh, and for my third side can I get an extra rib?"
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    ...on eight toes.
  12. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I don't know what to tell you man, I could do that easily and I'm 6-1 180
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