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"I said 'No sausage!!!'" (Gross, painful)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Apr 24, 2007.

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  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html
    Funny. Seven graphs, three euphemisms.
     
    Killick, Apr 24, 2007
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  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Severed Willy would be a good band name.
     
    Ace, Apr 24, 2007
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  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I thought the British loved blood sausage?
     
    Freelance Hack, Apr 24, 2007
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  4. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    By UK, of course they mean United Kingdom. They do that kind of operation all the time at the University of Kentucky.
     
    Hammer Pants, Apr 24, 2007
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  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Dammit, I was going to say if no one named their fantasy team the "Severed Willies" I had lost all faith in this place.
     
    imjustagirl2, Apr 24, 2007
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  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    First one in the emergency room on a Saturday night after a Wildcats' loss gets the pick of the cocks on ice, too.

    Could be a good chance to trade up.
     
    Ace, Apr 24, 2007
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  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Unavailable for comment:
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    Killick, Apr 24, 2007
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  8. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    Just heard this on the top of the hour radio news. I might have misheard but through the British accent the bloke from the UK reporting was (wait for it): Allistair Wangdon
     
    Cape_Fear, Apr 25, 2007
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  9. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Was it wrong that I laughed uncontrollably at this?

    If I saw this I might ask for my money back, and money for new underwear after I crap them. And was it wrong I laughed at that?
     
    Bob Slydell, Apr 25, 2007
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  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Darwinism at work.
     
    three_bags_full, Apr 25, 2007
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  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    This takes the term "whacking off" to a completely different level.

    And I shouldn't be bringing logic into this discussion, I know, but what could possibly drive a man to feel the need to slice off his penis? I can't for the life of me begin to comprehend this...
     
    Captain_Kirk, Apr 25, 2007
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  12. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    That guy must have been a shower and not a grower.
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Apr 25, 2007
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