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I really don't want to die like this guy

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, May 12, 2007.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Died in his bed seven years ago at the age of 59. Nobody noticed. Nobody missed him. That's absolutely the worst possible way to go that I can think of.

  2. Bucknutty

    Bucknutty Member

    Better than not having a parachute open, or getting caught in the gears of a combine, or having your nuts chewed off by a Labrador.
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I just hope I have more folks who care about me.

    Please, buck, don't bring up a 'chute failure.

    Gives me chills.
  4. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    this is depressing.
  5. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    What, you think he knows how long he lay there dead before someone noticed?
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Isn't this a question for the god thread?
  7. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    How did anyone not smell him?

    In college, two condos down from me, a guy died in his room (was taking steroids and crack at the same time) and his roommates were gone for the weekend. When they came back three days later, you could smell the corpse from my condo!
  8. pallister

    pallister Guest

    The only thing worse than dying alone is dying alone and no one noticing.
  9. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    seems doubtful.

    dying in your sleep is the way to go, imho. but the fact that he had no one on earth who cared enough to look for him is depressing.
  10. Bucknutty

    Bucknutty Member

    Sorry, three bags...was quoting the Naked Gun. Didn't mean to bring up bad memories. I'm really sorry :(
  11. boots

    boots New Member

    Some of the fuckers along here should be as lucky as the German guy.
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Yes. They should.
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