I really don't want to die like this guy

Died in his bed seven years ago at the age of 59. Nobody noticed. Nobody missed him. That's absolutely the worst possible way to go that I can think of.

http://tinyurl.com/2urhpn

 

Better than not having a parachute open, or getting caught in the gears of a combine, or having your nuts chewed off by a Labrador.

 

I just hope I have more folks who care about me.

Please, buck, don't bring up a 'chute failure.

Gives me chills.

 

this is depressing.

 

What, you think he knows how long he lay there dead before someone noticed?

 

Isn't this a question for the god thread?

 

How did anyone not smell him?

In college, two condos down from me, a guy died in his room (was taking steroids and crack at the same time) and his roommates were gone for the weekend. When they came back three days later, you could smell the corpse from my condo!

 

The only thing worse than dying alone is dying alone and no one noticing.

 

seems doubtful.

dying in your sleep is the way to go, imho. but the fact that he had no one on earth who cared enough to look for him is depressing.

 

Sorry, three bags...was quoting the Naked Gun. Didn't mean to bring up bad memories. I'm really sorry

 

Some of the fuckers along here should be as lucky as the German guy.

 

Yes. They should.