I need help

Will there be Snickers?

 

My neighbor'd dad planted zoysia when we were lads with this great plan where you let it grow, burn it off and replant with regular grass the next year. Apparently this was supposed give you the best lawn ever. Well, his drunken dad never finished the job and just planted he zoysia. His yard was the thatchiest, most non-inviting yard ever and his house was the only one where no pickup football games or any other grass-friendly sports were played.

 

Save the future yardwork and lay down FieldTurf or AstroTurf instead

 

But if you insist on laying sod, make sure you get the seams right.