I Like My Cigar, But I Take It Out, Once In A While

My lone must-mention annual RIP . . .

Julius Henry Marx, D. 8/19/77

The one and only.

Hello, I must be goingggggggggggggggggggg.

 

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

 

A child of five would understand this.
Send someone to fetch a child of five.

 

Swordfish!

 

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

 

Room service? Send up a larger room.

 

If I were any closer to you, I'd be behind you.

 

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

 

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

 

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

And, proving he was ahead of his time politically, there's "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”