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I Like My Cigar, But I Take It Out, Once In A While

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Ben_Hecht, Aug 19, 2010.

  1. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    My lone must-mention annual RIP . . .

    Julius Henry Marx, D. 8/19/77

    The one and only.

    Hello, I must be goingggggggggggggggggggg.
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

    I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

    Women should be obscene and not heard.
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    A child of five would understand this.
    Send someone to fetch a child of five.
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Room service? Send up a larger room.
  7. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    If I were any closer to you, I'd be behind you.
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
  9. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

  10. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

    And, proving he was ahead of his time politically, there's "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
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