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I Just Spoke With Rex Ryan

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Well not really, but he did call with a cheery recorded message that has made me reevaluate my Jet season ticket plan for 2009.

    I was seriously considering the idea of not renewing and just go Stub Hub route but Coach Ryan said that he needed all Jet fans at the stadium helping the defense out.
     
  2. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    With Matt Cavanaugh coaching the Jets quarterbacks I think he's onto something.
     
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I got three calls from the Nationals AFTER I'd not only renewed my tickets but upgraded and added two more.

    "I'm in. Shouldn't you know that and be calling someone else?"

    "Uh, yeah. Sorry and thanks for your support."

    A week later, another call.

    If Adam Dunn had called, I would have bought two more.
     
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    "This is Elijah Dukes. If you boo me again I will burn down your house."
     
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    "This is Jason Bergmann. Sorry I keep giving up long home runs. If you renew your season tickets, you won't have to watch me. I'll be gone."

    My wife was the one booing Dukes. I"ll have to keep my distance for a while.
     
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    "This is Manny Acta do you have any openings"
     
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    "This is Stephen Strasburg. You know any ways to turn down a $15 million signing bonus and not look like a tool?"
     
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    "this is Rex Ryan do you by any chance have Fireman Eddy's phone number?"
     
  9. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    "This is Rex Ryan and yes, we will still be offering the free titty shows at halftime."
     
  10. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    "This is Rex Ryan and yes, I am glad to be out of the Steelers' division"

    (Sorry. My inner fanboy couldn't resist.)
     
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    "This is Rex Ryan. I thought no place could be shittier than Baltimore. Boy was I wrong."
     
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I thought this thread was going to be about Rachel Nichols reporting live from Jets headquarters ...
     
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