I just ate White Castle....

"Slyders"

http://www.whitecastle.com/_pages/menu.asp?menu=slyders

I wasn't copied on this.

 

I love the chart with the nutritional information...I don't know how it looks on your screens, but on mine the type is so small it should come with Braille subtitles.

http://www.whitecastle.com/_pages/nutrition.asp

 

Twice a year?

 

VERY SNEAKY SIS!

Oh wait, wrong tabletop game.

 

Remember, Valentine's Day is coming up. Make your reservations now.



http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/taste/82803072.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4OW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUsZ

Wow your special someone with tableside service, flowers and candlelight, in a place made famous for late night cravings. We’ll even upload a photo of your romantic rendezvous to our website.
Get your sweetie some Craver Gear. And maybe they’ll slip into something a little more comfortable.

http://www.whitecastle.com/promotions/valentine

 

So romantic...nothing says intimacy like the smell of greasy onions and gas pains as you lean in for that Valentine kiss.

If only they had heart-shaped sliders.

 

There were White Castles in Kansas City for a while. Tried it twice. No ill effects. After reading this thread, I'm wondering if maybe my insides are cast iron. I've even had W.C. clones at the Cozy Inn in Salina two or three times. Nothing then, either.

Now the microwaveable White Castles at Walmart do make me ill and the smell of the onions when you pull them out of the microwave is just horrid. I'll never have those again.

I think there were also microwaveable Krystals for a while. No thanks.

 

If you clench your stomach juuuussssttt right about 30 minutes after your romantic dinner, you can turn them into heart shapes.

 

And now you can enjoy the delicate bouquet of White Castle whenever you desire.

I give you the White Castle candle:



White Castle has teamed up with Laura Slatkin, often called the "queen" of home fragrances, to introduce a candle with the steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America's first fast-food hamburger. Packaged in a ceramic holder that reproduces the signature cardboard sleeve of the White Castle Slyder. Net proceeds donated to support Autism Speaks.

http://www.lpestore.com/whitecastle/default.aspx?p=viewitem&item=WC5013&subno=&showpage=1&subcat=

 

Of course John Cho blamed White Castle for his bold move in the elevator with Paula Garces in "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle."

And Kal Penn opened the sequel on the toilet a few minutes later.

 

So you can call a business White Castle but if you tried to name a burger joint Black Shack you'd have all sorts of protest.