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I hate these m***ing snakes on this m***ing field!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

  2. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Apparently the viper isn't a golden shower fan.
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  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Don't Piss On Me!

    (Would make a good slogan for a political party, complete with appropriately colored yellow flag).
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  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Well, NSFW medical pictures of the dude's dickhead, after being bit (blisters) and some time later (necrosis).

    Not for the squeamish, but not too bad (just shows the impacted dickhead region, not the whole dick, so, impossible to judge and either be impressed or laugh at him, beyond getting bit).

    And, I'm not a CSI expert, but from the location of the fang wounds , it looks like that snake went down on his tubesnake. I can't imagine the psychological trauma of looking down, seeing a snake swallowing your dick and having the pain of it biting it too. Wait, I'm having an ex-wife flashback.

    MMS: Error
    TeamBud likes this.
  5. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Not as bad as the Amazon fish (fixed) that'll swim up your member if you're so foolish as to piss in the water.
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2015
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That is the opposite of a smoothie.
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Would this be a trouser snake?
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  8. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    It looks like 9/12/01 was much better for this guy than today. [crossthread]
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    He'd probably give his left nut for 9-11-14, too.
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