"I gotta be somewhere"......the new, all purpose excuse

True story.

A friend of mine was picking her kids yesterday up from school in her mini van when an old lady--at least in her late 70's--suddenly did a U turn and broadsided Donna's car.

Kids were OK, so she got out of the car, and went up to the old lady who was still sitting in her car.

Old lady rolls down the window, and says, "Can I help you?"

Donna says, "Well, yeah, you hit my car. We need to exchange insurance info and report to the collision centre".

Old lady goes, "Oh, I don't have any of that--insurance, that is" (Insurance is mandatory in Ontario.)

And then, she looks at Donna, shrugs, says, "I gotta be somewhere" and promptly drives off.

So, I'm figuring next time you're gonna miss deadline, don't want to see your girlfriend/boyfriend, get stopped by the cops, just say, "I gotta be somewhere" and take off

 

I call bullshit right there.

 

Tsk, tsk... Greg didn't use that line ... Doug Simpson said that to Marsha.