I got a Canadian quarter

GEORGE: Great news!

JERRY: You finally got someone to take that Canadian quarter?

 

Now that's an excellent pull.

 

Seriously. I'm quite certain I wouldn't have come up with that one.

 

Another reference:

Jerry : How're things going?

Elaine : How're things going? You wanna know how things are going? I'll tell you how things are going. I am getting kicked out of my apartment!

Jerry : Why? Why are they doing that?

Elaine : I don't know! They have a list of grievances.

Jerry : The jewel thief?

Elaine : Yeah, the jewel thief.

Jerry : What else?

Elaine : I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine. I gotta be out by the end of the month.

 

Wait, that works?

For sure, that works.

 

Never understood that one. As stated before, when I tried to do that (albeit by accident), it jammed the machine. But because it's Seinfeld, I'm willing to suspend my disbelief.

 

Maybe that's why she was asked to leave.

 

Ahh, it's all becoming clear to me now.

 

I saw the light flicker above your head.

 

You do realize that as long as you're in possession of that sinful coin, the Department of Homeland Security is going to have its eye on you. Toss it in the backseat of your most hated co-worker.

 

Just saw on CNN yesterday that it costs the U.S. 2 cents to make a penny and 10 cents to make a nickel.

 

Well, that doesn't make a damn bit of cents.