"I Did Not Have Sex with That Man - Brian McNamee"

In a cross between Bill Clinton denial and Bin Laden tape, Roger Clemens tells us he did not use steroids via you tibe:

://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2007/12/24/2007-12-24_roger_clemens_web_video_is_first_step_in.htm


My take - the highlights of his hair have gone to hell. He must not have found a good colorist in Houston.

 

When does Clemens put up his "Ask The Super Genius" video?

 

According to the Trentonian, though, "He took it in the butt."

 

Was his brother on speaker phone?

 

No, and he didn't promise any scoops either.

 

Awesome.

 

You son of a bitch.

1000 SportsJournalists.com D-listers make your very SportsJournalists.com Christmas post, and you can't find room for me?

Merry Fucking Christmas.

 

Yeah!

 

I can't wait until the Peter Gammons and Jayson Starks of the world explain to us how we should believe Roger Clemens and not Barry Bonds, mostly because he is a nice guy and Bonds is a jerk.

"fixed"

 

Who is this Roger Clemmons that you speak of?

 

Clemens' forceful denial reminds me a little too much of Michael Vick's forceful denial of the dogfighting charges.

 

Everything Clemens does screams "I'm guilty."

Makes a whole bunch of statements declaring his innocence, but all on his terms. He hasn't actually ANSWERED a fucking question yet. And he won't on 60 Minutes, which lost all relevance when it began airing puff pieces on players from the AFC at the exact same time CBS landed AFC games.

Let's see what happens when he sits up there and answers questions from people who have the stones and the ability to fire follow-ups at your oversized, steroid-ridden ass. "Can you define is?"

Piece of shit.